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Funny Cud - Humorous, Regurgitated Clips from Conversations
Jared Logic - Seems simple enough...

Jared - oc3 is fun :)
Galloping Cow - so is sex, i hear.
Jared - you'll be sorry when I'm a famous clown and you're just having sex all the time!


Murphey's law - Any hard drive you get will always be too small.

Galloping Cow - dang cool to look and see 59.5 gigs free on "porn (D:)"
Galloping Cow - the drive already feels like it's gonna be too small though.
Galloping Cow - maybe i'll swap out my 10 gig for another 75.
Galloping Cow - 150 gigs in this system.. that'd be nice..
Galloping Cow - and faster.. cause the deskstar's faster than my 10..
Jared - you're sick
Jared - 75 gigs and you're complaining


Ever wonder what these people are on?

FroggieLuv4U - how well do you know me
MAZelnick - used to know you alright, but i don't know now.
FroggieLuv4U - well I am just asking
FroggieLuv4U - hello
MAZelnick - hi.
FroggieLuv4U - are you and me going out
MAZelnick - no.
FroggieLuv4U - you better not be, you know why cause I am her boufriend and I will beat you down


Pings are those little Devil imps, aren't they?

RD-OOPS! - you should write a story for the lit magazine about pings, those strange little creatures that wander around on the internet.
powerfree - that would not be universal, or even funny.
RD-OOPS! - sure it would... darnit..
powerfree - so YOU write one.
RD-OOPS! - i can't write.
powerfree - you just did.
RD-OOPS! - i can't write well.
powerfree - quit making points i can't refute. it irritates me.


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